California: *sits down at the dinner table*
Arizona: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES WOULD YOU LIKE APPLES OR BEES
California: Bees???
Arizona: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
California: no-New Mexico: *emerges from the kitchen, shaking a jar of bees*
California: WHAT

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