✔︎❀𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔❀✔︎

🌶Xingqiu's evil plans🌶

(This chapter contains:
-AU Modern Life
-Legal adults Xingqiu, Chongyun, Xiangling and Xinyan
-Profanity
-Evil plans ✌
Also this is made at 23:00 when I'm supposed to be asleep but guess what, i drank coffee and yes, i could've made paper stars but my mind said 'We are shippers rn' so enjoy ig)

"Wadafaq is gluten and why is it gluten free?" Xingqiu asked his husband while making weird expressions.

"Xingqiu, you demanded gluten free white sliced bread. "

"Do I really need to know though? I just requested it because it sounded fancy, Yun. "

"Ugh.... Gluten is something you find in bread. " Chongyun said, blushing a bit at the nickname. They have known each other since a very long time, nearly 23 whole years, yet Chongyun still can't help but blush a bit when Xingqiu calls him 'Yun'.

"Need any help, boys? " Their pyro-wielding friend, Xiangling, starts. Now, Xiangling had Xinyan as her girlfriend. She was now a known chef around all Teyvat, thanks to her passion for cooking as well as her immense curiosity.

"No, Xiangling. Actually, Xingqiu wanted to know what gluten is. " Chongyun asked, quite embarrassed when wording his thoughts.

At this, Xingqiu just put on an Innocent smile.

"Gluten? Gluten is a group of seed storage proteins found in certain cereal grains. Although, strictly speaking, "gluten" pertains only to wheat proteins, in the medical literature it refers to the combination of prolamin and glutelin proteins naturally occurring in all grains that have been demonstrated capable of triggering celiac disease. These include any species of wheat. Any questions? " Xiangling carefully explained, nearly as a teacher.

"I-... Wow. " The Cryo-wielder muttered, quie surprise. Xiangling wasn't really a chef that would focus on theory, she would focus more on practicality.

"Thanks for the reliable information. " Xingqiu exclaimed, a smile plastering on his face.

At this, Chongyun kinda fretted at his smile. Over the years, he gained a quite unique talent. He could tell what Xingqiu's smile meant. And this time, it certainly wasn't good.

Out of literally nowhere, Xingqiu put his head on Chongyun's shoulder.

"Ah? "

"Sorry, I am tired. Hope you don't mind, dearest Yun. "

"D-don't even worry. Do you wanna go home? "

"The atmosphere here in Wanmin restaurant is comforting. Could we stay like this? " Xingqiu attractively whispered, His Chongyun blushing.

"Fine... The restaurant is empty so i guess it's better. "

Minutes later, Chongyun feel asleep too. Xinyan came in the restaurant to see her girlfriend, Xiangling.

"Heya, Xiangling, my gi-"

"Shhh.. " Xiangling shushed, pointing at the two boys sleeping. Xingqiu's head on Chongyun's shoulder and said boy's head resting on the hydro-wielder's head. Wasn't a very comfortable position but who cares anyway?