Y/n satire and slander

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Hey bestie amazing aesthetic pink orbeez spectacular yass girlie readers! sorry I've been gone for a bit my cat died, I was in a car crash, broke 15000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bones, had a life threatening surgery, died, had 1500000000000000000000000000000000 kids, got married to 156789354648 guys and divorced them all, killed all of my kids and got 7888888888888888888888888892023424222224595498594859995452980980549805498054904585909805845985098908549805490980549890590958m96y5875432910985766789876543234567890987654345678909876543234567890-098765434567890-0987654345678987654345678987654312345678900987652112345678904567237894567345673456783456789 master degrees and read a bunch of fanfic. The nest chapter will be out soon though byeeeeeeeee!! MWUAH <3 <3 

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