ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ.. (ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴇᴛɪᴄ ʙᴏᴏᴋ)

I am a.. Maceroni

I am a Maceroni.

You can eat me, im like spaghetti.

You can pour the sauce over me, im the best.

Ill replace your pasta's and be right there.

You'll eat me now, I don't care.

I don't care about other pasta's,

Since im pastastic, im not a replacement.
Since im the best you'll eat me more.

Ill be the only thing you'll eat and you'll love it so much.

You'll love us and we will love you back.

(I don't like pasta's and Maceroni is my least favorite, I had to do this from SavageSpy.)