Last but certainly not least was me, who strutted over to the crown wearing Kakshi, who looked overwhelmed in presents.
"Do you have hands for one more thing?" I asked as he fumbled around with some of the gift before setting them down on the desk.
"Now I do." He responded, looking at me, "but you're not holding anything?"
"I don't need to, Watch this!" I said while making hand signs, "It's For My Research Style! "Icha Icha Paradise" Jutsu!"
Kakashi looked at me, giving me the look of, 'heh I knew it,' when a book with a (f/c) cover appeared between my fingers.
"And here we go! "Icha Icha Paradise: Birthday Special Edition" by the Pervy Sage himself. Or at least I think so."
"No way-"
"Yes way."
I gave him the book before smiling at him,
"Happy Birthday Kakashi!"
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"Wait- Pervy Sage?"
"It's for my research?"
"'Icha Icha Paradise'-"
"(Y/n)," Tsunade started, "do you know Jiraiya?"
"The hermit of Mount Myoboku, the wise and immortal spirit, THE TOAD MOUNTAIN SAGE?!" I stated excitedly.
"Hold it-" Naruto mumbled, "that sounds oddly familiar, believe it!"
"Of course I know the legendary sanin! Come on, you really didn't think that I wouldn'-"
Suddenly, there was a 'poof' and a crap ton of summoning smoke rolling into the room from the open window behind Tsunade's desk.
"No fucking way-"
"I HEARD MY NAME-"
Suddenly I could hear the japanese drums.
"IT 'TIS I-
THE TOAD MOUNTAIN SAGE"
I let out a high pithed screech and everyone covered their ears, even the new white haired Sanin.
The music slowing faded off, as did the summoning fog, which revealed a mane of spiky, white hair standing on a red toad that had a small part of it's tongue sticking out of its mouth.
"HOLY HECKING STICK- IT'S REALLY JIRAIYA- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" I fangirled screeched while waving a copy of "Icha Icha Paradise" that I had summoned with random gangsta hand signs I came up with.
"Oh! A person of culture I see!" Jiraiya responded, hopping off the top of the toad threw the window.
"Of course! How could I refuse a fan-" he said while walking up to me, "Wait, aren't you a bit young for that? How'd ya' get it anyways?"
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Fanfiction(Currently on hiatus) This book is for my enjoyment. So if it's cringe, ✨thanks I guess✨ (Y/n) is a crazy person with many sarcastic comebacks. When they get home from a long ass day at school, guess what they do. Watch Naruto, obviously. They kno...
