oh you really thought i was gonna give you smut in this book? HAHAHAHAAHHA
also tysm for 1k followers & im so blessed and grateful to have to all supporting my and my trash ass books lol. thank you <3
☻ billieeilish
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♥︎𝘘 ➢ ⎋ liked by stephanie and 1,323,814 others billieeilish: I'd lick the grief right off your lips
kai: come lick my lips
gabriellewinters: ur so hot
user2: are you dating august? ↳user4: I ship billie and gabrielle
stephanie: obsessed with you
antisocialeilish: lick me
august: MY SUNGLASSES ↳billieeilish: you left them in my car
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☻ august
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♥︎𝘘 ➢ ⎋ liked by billieeilish and 56,900 others august:
harrystyles: woah
user2: the fit holy fuck
stephanie: ur fine as hell
antisocialeilish: the rings
kai: I knew you'd look hot in this suit ↳august: thank you sexy
user8: hands 😩
gabriellewinters: I am LIVING for this fit
billieeilish: u need to wear fits like this more often
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lil fruit cup
good morning my love
hi abby baby* FUCKING AUTO CORRECT
who tf is abby
oh I didn't tell you? must've been none of your fucking business then
AUGUST MARIE ADDAMS
how tf do you know my whole name that's weird
I'm googling you rn YOU?? HAVE?? A?? MUGSHOT??
I don't wanna talk about it
nah I wanna know wtf happened
when I was eighteen I worked at target part time and punched a trumpie no ragrets
fr?
fr.
your mugshot is hot asf
and I'm not now?
bro I didn't say that
BRO? U FUCKING BRO ZONING ME NOW? got me to eat your pussy and now you're bro zoning me
don't be like that you know that's not what I mean
my chances of marrying a woman are getting slimmer and slimmer I'm gonna end up marrying some white man who resents me we'll live in a white picket fence house with two bratty kids and a crusty white dog we'll have country club memberships and he'll be cheating on me with his assistant at his boring office job but I won't say anything because I'm sleeping with my personal trainer because my husband has a two inch dick and I haven't had an orgasm in years we'll both get botox and when my kids get older, their friends will come over and I'll be known as the hot milf
you've thought about this??? also why are you already planning on him getting botox
come on now no white man ages well
true but why don't we make a bet if we're both single by thirty we'll get married because you already know I'll be giving you plenty of orgasms
you wanna seriously make a bet?
hell yeah I'm down if you are there's no way I'm going into my thirties still single and I know'd love to marry me
fine I accept the bet imma need this in writing
bet when I see you next I'll bring a document and we can sign it
you're probably gonna need surgery when we get older
HUH?
if I take my glasses off and squint, you look like every blonde white girl I know
I'M OFFENDED
lmaoo I'm kidding baby never met anyone with the figure like yours
and you never will again
well just so you know I'm saving myself for marriage so no sex
NO SEX? are we just forgetting the last time I was with you?
