Hotlaozu: from the guy who binge watched how I Met Your Mother and thought that the title was catchy!! Wei Wuxian presents. HOW I MET YOUR GEGE😃😃😆😆😆.
Hotlaozu: who's gonna date Zewu Jun!!!
Captainlan: That's not necessary😯. The right one will come. We shouldn't rush.
Hotlaozu: shhhhh. I'm returning a favor. We're going to get you a date.
Captainlan: we???
Hotlaozu: Nie Xiong is helping me. Don't worry, everything will be ok.
Captainlan: Wangji, can you give me a little help? Out of this😂😂😂.
Hotlaozu: I told him not to message you. As you're meditating.
Captainlan: hey I'm not.
Hotlaozu: exactly.
ClanleaderGrape: Wwx, leave zewu Jun alone😡.
Hotlaozu: awwwww. We're off at a good start. What do you think, Zewu Jun?
Captainlan: he has a point 😂.
Lili: Zixuan, pop the popcorn. I want to enjoy this😂.
Untamedpeacock: lol, I'm on it.
Hotlaozu: vulnerable candidates, just imagine going on a date with this guy. He's the less handsome version of Lan zhan. Or I think they're the same, idk😂😂. I only love lan zhan ok😂.
Hotlaozu: just imagine talking to Lan zhan and saying, yea, that's how I met your gege. Amazing right? Nie hauisang. Send the list of candidates. There are only two eligible ones😁.
Nie hauisang: first one the list is Jiang cheng.
ClanleaderGrape: who?!!😠.
Hotlaozu: you😬.
Captainlan: oh my😂. Can I be offline when this happens?😂.
Hotlaozu: no😂.
ClanleaderGrape: Wei wuxian! Now what on earth you want me to do?! I will not propose to Zewu Jun!! I will not!
Hotlaozu: but you didn't say that you won't go on a date with him😎😎.
ClanleaderGrape: gosh I'm stuck😬.
Hotlaozu:yep. All you have to do is maybe argue with the second candidate. Maybe impress Zewu Jun a bit, idk.
ClanleaderGrape: and who's that second candidate supposed to be😐.
DirectorNie: Mangoooo? Do we have a Mango here? You're the second candidate darling😕.
Hotlaozu:........
ClanleaderGrape:........
Captainlan:.......
Hotlaozu: Nie Hauisang. It's supposed to be Mengyao.
DirectorNie: 😂😂😂😂😂. My bad😂 it's autocoreect. Lol. And I was to lazy to write his other name😂.
Yaoyao: someone called😯?
Hotlaozu: welcome.
Hotlaozu: now fight for lan xichen 😂.
Yaoyao: where have I ended up😑😑😑.
DirectorNie: oooo, this is gonna be good😃😃😃😃😃
Lili: lol, you should talk to each other😁😁. Then Zewu Jun will pick.
AQing: I await to see the outcome😁.
ClanleaderGrape: want to go for some wontons after this drama?
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