One-shots (smut)

You and me (Jessica x Reader)

I was walking down the streets, running here and there. You see, I'm new in town so a five-minute job downtown for someone who lives there, for me is an hour job. It was already twelve last time I checked and I was starving, the restaurant I picked was around the corner and while I was waiting for the traffic light, I saw her. She was holding a large bag, wearing a black mask, her hair, messy and her glasses hiding her eyes. At least she was trying to... You already know who I'm describing, right?

Jessica fucking Lange, next to me... I tried to stop looking at her but invalid. She, of course, noticed me but to be more specific, the book I was holding. <Motel Chronicles. Sam Shepard> I heard a soft chuckle escaping her lips as she continued looking at the book and then she turned back, looking at the road.

The light turned green and with that, she started walking.

Jessica: nice book.

She said and walked next to me, with that I looked at her and removed my glasses, placing them on my head,

Me: Thanks.

I replied, trying to act cool, but of course, I knew who she was and of course all I wanted was to hug her, I mean, who hasn't saw, 'Frances', 'Tootsie', 'Prozac Nation', or even 'American horror story'? I could go on forever... I was walking by her side,

Me: You've read it?

I asked and she chuckled again, she took a minute before answering as we finally crossed the road. She stopped in front of me and I froze,

Jessica: Do you know who I am?

Now... I was reading an article the other day, do you know that celebrities are interested in people who don't know who they are? Oh, you'd be amazed, how many celebrities are in relationships or have friends who haven't seen even a single movie they made. So I had, once again to calm myself, hide all my enthusiasm, and just act as if I was talking to a normal person and not to the goddess herself.

I looked at her, shrank my eyes, pretending that I was trying to see who she was, in the meantime people were passing by, looking at us. She laughed and finally took off her glasses,

Jessica: I'm Jessica Lange

Me: Oh... wait a minute. Sam's wife

Before you say anything, of course, I know that they have never been married.

Jessica: No, we never got married

She said and wore back her glasses as she started walking, I followed her

Me: But If I remember correctly you have kids together

Jessica: That's true but we have never been married. We were engaged

Me: Oh, that I didn't know

Jessica: And what's your name?

Me: I'm (reader's name)

Jessica: Well, (reader's name), nice to meet you

Me: Same

I said and smiled, not that she saw it because of the mask but still...

Jessica: You seem young, how old are you?

Me: I'm 24

Jessica: And you read books, now that's interesting