Epic of the Other Overlord

Wishes for a Beginner

Alex: I would never hesitate to love someone who loves me back but anyways did you just call her your daughter?!

God: Yes, she is actually 509 years old, she moves to every family once someone suspects her, she was heartbroken to be sold off by a family as it is her first time but you turned her depression into a fruit of love, she doesn't have the concept of seeing things from the outside so that's why she didn't mind you being old

Alex: Oh so that's it, I'm glad I didn't marry someone younger, but can I ask you something

God: Yes what is it

Alex: Why does she want sex so much

God: Ah that, a woman with the holy element in her is super hard to impregnate since she has to be pure and becoming less fertile is a way of showing that you are dedicated because having a child means to love a family and you would have to love only God to show true loyalty

Alex: Then what will happen to her as I've already impregnated her

God: Oh nothing at all, I don't forbid anyone to have a family but I would prefer if they show their loyalty by not conceiving a child and love and worship only me for I am a jealous God

Alex: Oh then what now, will I go back to my old world and be reborn in the future or relive my previous life

God: You can choose to go wherever you wish, you can choose which world you want since there are infinite possibilities in the universe and so there are also infinite universes filled with different things and living beings

Alex: Can I choose an anime world

God: Anime universe, I can't mash up other animes together, they have their respective universe

Alex: Then what about Dragon Ball, Grand Zeno can erase anything from existance and it has 12 universes

God: They are only limited to those universes, Grand Zeno looks childish but he takes his job seriously and he deleted the other six universes because they destroyed each other by going to constant war against each universe, and he won't delete all the universes, he would usually leave one universe if it were that way since he can't make he can only destroy and erase

Alex: That explains a lot, anyways, do I get any perks when I reincarnate?

God: Yes, just like in those fanfics, you will get wishes according to how powerful they are

Alex: Okay

God: Now first what world or in this case, what anime universe would you like to go?

Alex: Can I go to an isekai anime

God: Please elaborate, I don't want to read your mind because it would ruin the dialogue

Alex: Okay, for example I went to a modern world where the protagonist is and he will be isekai'd to which I will also be isekai'd alongside the protagonist

God: Ohhhhh, that is acceptable bow which anime universe do you want to go

Alex: I want to go to the world of Overlord

God: Alright that's already a sure way to become super OP but ok, now when do you want to be born or do you want to be transmigrated

Alex: Will I have an identity when I transmigrate

God: Yes that will be done for you to not get arrested

Alex: Thank you, so what next?

God: When do you want to transmigrate, what or who do you want to look and do you want to be close to the protagonist

Alex: I want to transmigrate at the year 2122, I want to look like Karna from Fate/Apocrypha with Gojou Satoru's eyes, an 11 inch dick and can you enhance his handsomeness a bit more, I don't want to be close to the protagonist

God: I can make you a little more handsome but more handsome will lead to you being a blinding beauty, literally

Alex: I never expected Karna to be that handsome

God: He is the son of the Sun God which is a good thing already but he was even blessed with handsomeness that surpassed even the gods of that particular universe and adding that to Gojou's eyes that look heavenly, you would already be close to dazzling

Alex: Ohhh

God: Well moving on, make your wishes

Alex: Can I wish for infinite legal money

God: I can just make your money last for until the game ends and I can also make it all legal and hide your identity since I know you don't want attention that much

Alex: Thank you God

God: Next

Alex: I want to be granted a limitless level cap

God: That's one big wish, then there's only one wish left, make it count

Alex: I want an IQ and strategic ideas that surpass even Demiurge and Albedo combined

God: That's more like a perk than a wish but OK it's done, I will now send you to the world of Overlord

Alex: Thank you

God: You're saying thank you very much to me

Alex: Well I'm really thankful since it's not everyday and anyone can get reincarnated with wishes, transmigrated rather

God: You're very good even though you're very sinful, you're still kind, compassionate and caring with other people you deem your friends or family

Alex: And you are a very merciful God unlike in the bible

God: Now what country do you want to be born in and what city

Alex: Tokyo, Japan please since that place is the most advanced and the least polluted

God: Glad you've thought about your surroundings too

Alex: So when will I transmigrate

God: Right about now

When he said that, I suddenly felt that I was being sucked by a vortex, it was weird, it was probably like apparition in Harry Potter

I woke up and I was in a big mansion filled with luxuries, I went to the bathroom which was the size of a big living room

The bathroom had a bathtub the size of a small lake, it also had a jacuzzi and a grand toilet you would mistake as a throne

I went to the mirror to look at myself and it was as if I was perfected by Hephaestus the God of Forge himself

My hair was as white as the snow and milk itself, my eyes were sharp and were like stars with light blue pigment where the stars don't cover, my jawline was sharp and my nose was both cute and sharp

My body was super ripped but it wasn't like Escanor, it was like a perfect body like Bruce Lee, except my body was more defined, every inch of my muscle was defined and compressed at the same time

(Imagine him having Gojou's eyes)