My husband has five personalities (MTL)

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When Tang Mingyue woke up the next morning, he heard a "bang-bang" sound from the first floor.

In fact, she didn't wake up spontaneously, but was awakened by the "pop-bang" sound.

She got up reluctantly, so noisy!  What sound is it?

Hearing that voice, it must have been made by the bastard Xiao Zifeng.

She changed her clothes and went downstairs.

The noise came from the kitchen, and she walked slowly towards the kitchen.

When she got out of the kitchen, she saw Xiao Zifeng as if using a knife to chop something on the cutting board, she looked confused, "Xiao Zifeng, what are you doing? It's so noisy!"

Xiao Zifeng stopped and turned his head to look at her, holding a knife in his hand, "Xiaoyue, you are awake."

"What are you chopping with a knife? Killing fish?"

"How could I kill the fish, it's so dirty, I'm shooting rock candy." Xiao Zifeng moved aside, pointed at something on the chopping board, and let Tang Mingyue see what he was doing.

I saw a small bag on a clean cutting board.

"Pat rock candy?" Tang Mingyue walked two steps in, then reached out to open the transparent hard fresh-keeping bag on the cutting board.

There is a large piece of rock candy in the fresh-keeping bag, and there are some rock candy crumbs. The piece of rock candy is very hard and has not been slapped open by Xiao Zifeng.

"What do you do with rock candy?"

"Eat."

"Do you like rock candy?"

"I like to eat sweet things."

"You went out to buy this bag of rock candy early in the morning?"

Xiao Zifeng nodded, "Yes."

"Isn't there a small piece of rock candy? Why don't you buy that? Instead, you buy such a large piece? It's too difficult to break."

"I like this kind of big piece, I like to smash it myself."

Tang Mingyue waved her hand, "Okay, then you continue to shoot, I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face, you have to be careful with the knife."

Xiao Zifeng nodded slightly, "Well, I will."

Then, Tang Mingyue went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, and Xiao Zifeng continued to use the knife to pat the rock candy "boom bang".

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Tang Mingyue brushed his teeth and washed his face, while Xiao Zifeng was still patting rock candy in the kitchen.

Tang Mingyue walked over, "I said, Xiao Zifeng, how come you haven't finished the shot for so long? Isn't it possible for a big man of yours to shoot a rock candy with such a great effort?"

Xiao Zifeng shook his head, "No, I'm afraid that too much force will ruin the fresh-keeping bag, and the rock candy will come out."

"I think you'd better stop taking it, listening to the sound of you taking a rock candy, my ears can hardly stand it anymore."

That kind of "bang-bang-bang" sound is really hard to hear, so harsh, and uncomfortable to listen to.

"Okay, then I won't shoot, I'll eat the whole piece." Xiao Zifeng put down the knife in his hand, took the bag of rock candy and put it aside, set up the cutting board, and then went to wash his hands.