Jay: god im so fucking hard core
Toaster: *pops toast*
Jay: *screams, throws phone, falls*
A/N please tell me im not the only one who gets a mini heart attack when the toast pops up from the toaster, likes its like a goddamn jack in the box, any moment its gonna pop out and scare the shit out of you, just quieter as you dont hear shit so you cant prepare yourself