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"I AM YOUR FATHER" -Corey, sent at 2 a.m.
"I will stab you, I am her mother." -Karissa, sent at 2:03 a.m.
"Ummmm...I'm adopted?" -Ariana, sent at 2:06 a.m.

This went on for about 3 more hours.Turns out...I'm Batman. Woot Woott.

BEEP
BEEP
I grab my phone and turn off my alarm. *Ping* *New Messages* I open my messages to find.
"Bruh...I'm Alfred." -Corey, sent at 6:08 a.m.
"Hehe...no"  -Karissa, sent at 6:15 a.m.

'Extreme mental facepalm!!' I think to myself, before getting dressed and heading to the bus stop.
A few minutes later,Karissa runs up. "Skank!!"she screams before the bus shows up and we get on.

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