( 1st verse )
GROWING UP WITH NO PARENTS, TO TEACH YOU RIGHT FROM WRONG
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A BONG
NOW AND THEN YOU LIKE TO HIDE, AWAY FROM YOUR SORROW
AND WHEN YOUR ALL OUTA MONEY, YOU LOVE TO BARROW
( chorus )
YOU WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL, WHEN YOUR DADDY SAID
YOU BETTER NOT GROW UP TO BE, A DRUNK LIKE YOUR DAD
FINELY TURNED 21, AND THERE YOU GO
GETTING DRUNK AS FUCK, AND BEING A HO
( 2nd verse )
YOU CAME IN LAST NIGHT, DRUNK AS HELL
YOU WANTED ME TO LET YOU IN, OH WELL
I MIGHT BE YOUR DAD, BUT I'M NOT DUMB
YOUR BODY SMELLS LIKE WEED, AND YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE RUM
