My dear, sweet reader.
My Darling. I was waiting for you. I always knew you were going to click on this book. I have been awaiting the moment for you to click on this book. I have been so excited. Stroking my metaphysical cutlery.
Don't worry dear reader. That was a joke. I shan't eat you just yet.
You have to read my book first.
Your horoscope for the day you first read this line:
"Avoid people whose names rhyme with types of duck. If you ignore this, you may receive a nasty cold. Do not ignore horoscopes. Do not eat gluten. Do play a board game today, but not Monopoly. Never trust horoscopes. Give the first cat you encounter a kiss on the forehead. "
I implore you reader, please give me feedback on this book. I crave your validation and only yours.
Yours Sincerely,
Grace Wilding,
Tired mother/author of Tara Payne
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and thinks she's funny
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I promise I won't actually eat you, you might never want to finish the book.
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<3
-G.W.
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Model Citizen Tara Payne
General FictionIn a world, not so dissimilar to this one, the Empire and their shady operatives, the Grymen control a world built on strictly measured social credits. Facing homelessness from parents convinced by the religious group, the Loft, Tara Payne must st...
