Wtf Shiggy?!

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(This is not a real book lol,just shitposts,the ship is Y/n and Dabi tho XD)


Shiggy:If Dabi and Y/n Fucked would thier child be ugly or hot?

Toga:I say hot! It's Y/n's child anyways!

Twice:It's gonna be ugly,Dabi's the father :|

Compress:I agree with Twice

Y/n:Wtf Shiggy?! I'm not having kids-

Dabi:You will be soon,little mouse

Y/n:Shut up you tall rat

Momguri:Here they go again]

Toga:Rip Y/n's Pussy Ayeeeeeeee

Shiggy:Toga,Lanuage.

Toga:FUCK SHIT PUSSY BITCH AS-

Twice:*Slaps with Cross*

(Cross?

Cross sans:Yes?

Get out of my story you cow

Cross Sans:COWS WHERE *runs away*)

Toga:OW

*Meanwhile with Y/n and Dabi*

Dabi:Give me your 200 dollars,you landed on my  property

Y/n:NO IM NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO YOUR MUSTY DUSTY RUSTY UGLY SELF

Dabi:THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

C/n:Mommy,why is Daddy screaming?

Y/n:SHUT THE FUCK UP C/N YOU DONT GET TO TALK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD.

Dabi:I HATE MY LIFEEE

Y/n:ME TO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

C/n: *Random Screams*

*Back to the Lov*

Toga:M-my ears,how am I gonna be able to watch hentai,its gonna be boring without being able to hear moaning.(Toga da fawk-)

Shiggy:*Dead*

Momguri: >:( God,I ate children

Twie:You what-

Momguri:Nothing,I meant hate,

Compress:*Shoots self*

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