Johnson, a very dumb guy was walking around the woods. He then encounters the 3 musketeers which started beating him up with their sticks. Johnson was whining and crying and stomping his feet and having a tantrum, on the floor. He said "take a different stick."
So they started beating him up even more with sharper and more painful sticks. His face was deformed and red. He started crying for his mommy.
"MOMMY!"
"MOMMY!"
Then his mommy came out of nowhere and also joined in to beat him up with sticks, but her stick was by far the most thick and sharp stick out of all of theirs.
*stab*
*stab*
Blood splattered, teeth were knocked out. So the 3 musketeers took his teeth and shoved it up his butthole, the evidence was gone.
Then they left him naked in the middle of the forest. He was then found by 3 gorillas, and who knows what they did to him?
THE NEXT DAY
Johnson was going to get some milk, but then found 3 cows, which did the same thing to him.
"moo"
Johnson is very pathetic
THE END
