Sugahina 18+

Part 1

{it was 8 am in the gym and hinata and kageyama were doing random tosses and spikes and stuff}

Hinata:WOAH! Lets go it again!!

Kageyama:BOKE HINATA BOKE!

Hinata:PLEASE KAGEYAMA PLEASEE

{later that day}

Noya:FINALLY we can now get ice cream.

Tsukishima:its night time shortie.

Noya:i wont hesitate to kick you.

Tsukishima:i'd like to see you try

Asahi:lets not start problems noya..

Tanaka:OH COME ON ASAHI- we always want problems

Yachi:where's hinata

Kageyama:WALKING FASTER THAN US

Daichi:not really- *has hinata on my shoulders*

Kageyama:oh-

YACHI:pfft-

Kiyoko:HAHA

Noya:our queen

Tanaka:kiyokoooooo

Kiyoko:come on lets get ice cream

Suga:yeah come on

Hinata:*sleeping*

Daichi:yall shhh..

Kageyama:why?

Noya:yeah why?

Tanaka:yeah why?

Daichi:hinata is sleeping.

Noya:oh-

{at hinata's house when hinata woke up}

Kiyoko:yall say hinata can dance right?

Kageyama:with most of us-

Kiyoko:ok-

{kiyoko stares at everybody}

{they seen hinata come downstairs with somebody}

Iwaizumi:that is not- wait yes it is-

Hinata:i told you, now put the dishes in the sink and you put them in the dishwasher

IWAIZUMI:WHO BE TURNING THE DISHWASHER

Hinata:its made to do it by its self-

Iwaizumi:i be staring at it

Hinata:and?

Iwaizumi:nun- *puts the dishes in the sink*

Kageyama:?

Oikawa:hinata. I need help with homework

Hinata:no. Your smart enough- im not your cheat sheet.

{at night after the team left}

{the next day}

Iwaizumi:come on sleepy hinata

Hinata:okay okay

{they were testing hinata}

Tsukishima:shrimp

Hinata:...

{after they did that}

Yachi:i thought i was gonna be born with a dick and a flat chest

Kageyama:*chuckling*

Suga:go ahead and say it hinata and noya

Hinata and noya:I thought i was gonna be born with titties and a coochie but i guess not.

YACHI:LMFAOO

KIYOKO:PLS-

Yachi:ok what is yall sexuality

{after everyone but noya and hinata said theirs}

Yachi:LESBIAN

KIYOKO:LESBIAN

Yachi:ok noya go

Noya:uhh gay

Kiyoko:i know what hinata's is

Suga:what is it

Hinata and kiyoko:gay/ straight-

KIYOKO:WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-

Hinata:um-

Yachi:LMAOO

NOYA:LMFAO-

{at hinata's house}

{noya was standing on the couch holding hinata}

Daichi:noya put hinata down

{noya throws hinata on the floor}

HINATA:OW- *gets up and pushes noya on the other side of the couch*

Noya:*PAINFUL SCREAM*

Noya:*gets up* you bitch

Hinata:i am not.

Noya:YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS

Kageyama:its a nickname for a female dog

{they watch a tiktok}

A random man:if your best friend touches your hair out of no where- they want you and i mean in the sexual way

Noya:you heard that hinata

Hinata:THEIR HAIR IS FLUFFY NOYA

{hinata is talking about suga and daichi}

Noya:whats hinata's favorite position to lay in with yall *points to suga and daichi*

Daichi:we cant show you that..

Suga:yeah we cant

Yachi:the fact that some subs are bratty and they want their doms to hurt them is weird

{hinata and noya play random games on their phones knowing that aint them}

Kiyoko:bruhhh LMFAO

Yachi:its oikawa and tanaka-

KIYOKO:LMFAOO

Noya:what would hinata's asshole color be?

Hinata:uh-

Kageyama:purple

Hinata:purple buttholes dont exist- unless you paint it

Tsuki:red-

Noya:ok-

Tanaka:can a girls- ykw be fat?

Noya:it depends on what they ate- for that to happen

Noya:ok back to asshole color-

Suga and daichi:pink- pretty pink.

Noya:hinata

Hinata:DAD

Ukai:what? Im trying to do something with your papa

Hinata:you remember that time when you were drunk and SLEEP- and you peed on the floor- out of no where

Ukai:LMFAO- yeah i remember that- anyways dont call me unless you need something

Hinata:i do need something

Ukai:what?

Hinata:dont touch papa or you wont have a head.

Ukai:OML

Takeda:yay he saved me. Anyways-

Ukai:why is the whole! Team here

Hinata:they followed me HOME