In honor o' da bigges' bkdk shipper...
WPsVeryOwnMistahJ
WPsVeryOwnMistahJ
Deku cried cuz he spilt his fries cuase some fucking reason he chose American food over some good ass Japanese sushi.
Bakuhoe called Deku a Deku, and Deku cried more (wow) so Bakuhoe called Deku a lil fat girl and proposed.
Deku was so damn shook that this bitch didn't even care abou' being called a lil' fat bitcy and cried more, while in the background Totally-Pepperoni yelled "DEEZ NUTZ!" and O-chalk-o got beat with dildos by the fandom.
Then... All Tight walked in and says "MY SON! LOOK AT MY SON!" 'cause theater is trash, stfu.
And Deku be yellin' "DAD-- I MEAN-- ALL TIGHT?!" "Da fuq, Deku." Bakahoe says with his lil' bitch face.
An' All Might goes "DEKU! BEING GAY IS NOT PLUS ULTRA!"
So Deku kisses Bakuhoe and yells "DEEZ NUTS!" and then they ran away together while Shookaraki an' Dab-Babi had sex at da McDonald's counter and shooked the workers so bad they died and nobody ever got ice cream (as if they fuckin' would've what da fuqin' garbage ass machine shit)
The End 😘
