❤𝐿𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈❤

Foghorn Leghorn #6

Requested by @Cherryloverpop18, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it

The rest of the drive home was quiet. Very quiet. Dead even. Well, that was just on your part, of course he wasn't quiet, heck, when was he ever? You just sat there staring out of the window at the grassy green fields you were now putting behind you.

 "And did you, I say did see the look on that dogs face when I really told him how it was?" He boomed and laughed as he recalled yet another feud with barnyard Dawg. "Something wrong, (y/n)?" You were quiet so he assumed that was just because you were listening, but he now noticed there was something the matter.

 "Wouldn't you like to know" you rolled your eyes and folded your arms and huffed.

But poor old Foggy was genuinely confused. "Well yes, I would, why else would I have asked?"

 " Uugh" you grunted and switched the radio on.

He switched the radio off again. "(y/n), what's wrong with you? You've been acting, I say you've been acting up ever since we left!" He had taken you back to the farmyard to meet everyone and he thought you were all having fun but something was bothering you now.

But still you remained silent. Usually he wouldn't bother seeing someone else not talking but this was killing him. "I thought I say, I thought we were all friends! You, me, even that barnyard dawg, well not Henery hawk, miss prissy... "

 "Huh" you scoffed in contempt and he finally caught on.

 "Miss Prissy? What's wrong? Don't like her? The old girls loonier than a toon but that's no reason to hate her! " he threw his arms about when he said this and smacked you hard across the face.

"OWW!" You yelled at the pitch of your voice.

"Oh my gawsh! Are you, I say, are you alright?" He questioned you with a worried expression on his poor face. "I'm really sorry, honestly" he kept frantically apologizing.

 "It's fine" you muttered as you stopped rubbing your bleeding nose and returned to gazing miserably out the window.

"I'm so sorry. Anyways, back on the subject. What's wrong with miss prissy?"

" You could've at least told me you two were once an item" you sneered.

"What? You have got to be kidding me"

" Why? " you asked, your head still low.

"There was never ANYTHING, I say ANYTHING ever going on between us two! She's a psycho! "

"But she said you were getting married and everything!"

" Well that was a long time ago, a story for another day. Gosh, that's the first time I ever saw any girl being jealous of miss prissy! What's next? Flying pigs? " he laughed. At that moment, you heard a terrified scream and looked out the front window to see Porky flying past. Presumably done by a kick.

"Well that was weird" you say, scratching your head.

"I'll say!" He added. " (y/n), look, I know she may be crazy, strange and has a lot of stalker tendencies and a huge crush on me, but she's really very nice, why was she rude to you? " 

"No, but she talked like she was really in love with you"

"Well maybe she is, but I'm really not interested in her. Never have been. "

 "Really?" You asked, now looking up at him.

 " It's the truth, I only love you" he smiled lovingly.

You smiled back and leaned in and hugged him. You then opened your eyes and remembered you were in a car. "Foggy, the road!" You cried.

He immediately turned his attention back to the road. "Well, as long, I say, as long as you had a good time. Shame about Porky though"

" Yeah"