Kyle's Pov~
I was so confused and scared at the same time. Kenny was immortal and death was giving him a chance to get rid of the one thing that he hated. But he was willing to suffer just for me. I.... I can't believe it.
"Kyle" Kenny said
"Yes" I said noticing I hadn't said a word
"Kyle do you still need me?" Kenny asked
"Huh?" I asked
"Never mind" Kenny said scratching his head.
"Kenny" I said
"Yes?" Kenny said
"I..." I tried to speak but couldn't it was like if something was there stoping me from talking or making a sound.
"Hey conformist your mom said to bring your ass home or you will be grounded for a week" Firkle said.
"So Firkle is living with you guys or something" Kenny said
"nah just until his parents come back" I said
"oh ok" Kenny said
"Hey conformist get your ass here now!!" Firkle said
"you son of" I said
"Bitch move!!!!" Firkle said
"You better hurry up before Firkle gets here, we could talk tomorrow" Kenny said
"Ok" I said
I walked towards my house with Firkle by my side.
"So you and Ken?" Firkle asked
"Huh?" I said
"Don't act dumb conformist you know what I'm talking about" Firkle said
Wait does he think Kenny and I are.... ? Nah... or maybe?
"Conformist" Firkle said
"What?" I asked
"Do you like Kenny?" Firkle asked
"Why you ask?" I said
"No reason although I thought you had a thing for Stan" Firkle said
"What made you think that?" I asked
"Everything, everything did" Firkle said
"Oh shut up" I said
We got home were my mom, my dad and Ike were getting ready for dinner.
"Bubba wash your hands were about to have dinner" My mom said
"Ok mom" I said
I washed my hands and sat at the table and joined them for the meal.
After we finished I went to do my homework. Ike and Firkle played video games , well Ike did Firkle just complained and poked him.
"Stop poking me Firkle" Ike said
"Lose conformist" Firkle said
"Could you guys not" I said
"Conformist" Firkle said
"What?" Ike and I
"I meant Kyle shut the fuck up" Firkle said
"Firkle you have to really be specific to who your talking too" Ike said
"Why?" Firkle said
"Because you call everyone conformist it's really hard to distinguish. At least call him ginger conformist"Ike said
"Hey!!" I said
"Well at least I'm not calling you a Ginger Jersey Jew conformist" Firkle said
"True but why don't you just call me Kyle?" I asked
"Because I don't feel like it" Firkle said
"Firkle stop being such a little bitch to him. You've been staying here for about a year and you still call Kyle and I conformist" Ike said
"And?" Firkle said
"Well isn't it getting old?" Ike asked
"Nope" Firkle said
"Guys could you be quiet I'm trying to study" I said
"Not going to until you answer me are you and blondie dating or not?" Firkle asked
"Wait you're dating Kenny?" Ike asked surprised
"Well it's not like were dating" I said
"But your fucking or am I wrong?"Firkle asked
"Wait you mean you guys.... you know. Did you already?" Ike asked
"Ike use your big boy words. Kyle have you and Kenny McCormick had sex? And if so are you at least using protection?" Firkle said trying to sound civilized
"Wait why would we use condom Kenny and I are both male" I said
"Well thank you Mrs. McCormick for answering all of my questions but you should probably use a condom who knows were Kenny has been"Firkle said
"Wait what just happened?" I asked
"Well you just confessed that you are dating Kenny and that your little Jew hole is no longer pure" Ike said.
"No what I meant was that if we had sex we wouldn't need one because were both boys not that I've already had sex with Kenny" I said panicking
"But you confess that you ARE dating Kenny?" Firkle asked
"It's complicated" I said
"What's so complicated? You like him, he likes you. I can't see were the problem is. Or does he not feel the same way?" Firkle asked
"Maybe Kenny doesn't feel the same way" Ike said
"Awww poor little ginger conformist. His guy crush doesn't like him back" Firkle said making fun of me.
"Shut up!!!!" I said "I'm going to bed"I said
The next day at school.
For some weird reason every time I looked at Kenny I started blushing but I think nobody noticed. Better said I hoped nobody noticed but since the world hates me everybody noticed. And worst of all Cartman noticed.
