Me: Welcome back, guys! It's been a while, hasn't it?
Annabeth: You haven't posted a chapter since July. It's almost November.
Me: We ain't gonna talk about that. Anyway.
Annabeth: The amount of improper grammar in that sentence physically hurts me.
Me: ANYWAY *blinks threateningly*
Me: It's time for you guys to react again.
Hazel: Was it good though?
Percy: Hazel, and I'm saying this as politely as I can, never ever do that again. You were worse than my Social Studies teacher.
Hazel: I- Damn, that was hurtful.
Piper: Wow Percy. I though you were better than that.
Percy: I tried.
Jason: And you failed.
Leo: Badly.
Frank: *Looks at Percy with disappointment*
Annabeth: You really messed this one up Seaweed Brain.
Hazel: You guys do know I was joking, right?
Leo: Shhhhhh Hazel. We're trying to mess with him.
Percy: Wow. I thought you guys loved me.
Me: You must've thought wrong.
Percy: I-
Me: No one cares.
Percy: So rude.
Me: Thank you. And thank you readers for tuning in. See you all next time.
(A/N: I forgot I completely fucked up the order while I was writing this before so refer to the chapter before this for the explanation of where I've been and the future of this.)