The opening screen is a shot of the Earth from space, with yellow stars drawn over the background and "Caboose's Travels" in rainbow gradient letters. And Comic Sans.
CABOOSE: [Voice-over.] Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome... to my vacation photos. Gentlemen, hold onto your butts. Ladies, hold onto whatever girls have instead of butts. ...Is it a tail? [Whispers.] Is that what it is?
Caboose's photos begin to appear in the frame, many with a place and time labeled in the lower right corner.
REACH 2460 AD: Caboose against a backdrop of some kind of black cliffs, and some kind of ship with blue lights in the sky above him.
CABOOSE: Ah, this is the one from when I found the gun that shoots doors and went through the doors and had a good time with my friend Lopez.
LOPEZ: Lo odiaba. ["I hated you."]
(Unlabeled): Caboose hunting on the ground outside a building for his lucky penny.
CABOOSE: Yeah, it all started because I needed my lucky penny to start a fixed-interest savings account.
DESOLATION ISLE 2558 AD: Caboose overlooking the scene at the beginning of season 16, on the island.
CABOOSE: Then Grif told me to go buy some donuts.
SARAJEVO 1914 AD: Caboose handing his pistol to a mysterious person.
CABOOSE: So I went to the donut shop and a guy named Gavrilo Principal asked to borrow my gun. I said okay. Yeah, then there was a lot of yelling, so we left and went here.
BJORNDAL CRYOGENICS 2548 AD: Caboose standing in front of the oil platform from season 9. (Unlabeled) Caboose talking with one of the Bjorndal guards, while holding up two fingers.
CABOOSE: I was really tired, so I asked someone for two cups of coffee.
YUCATAN PENINSULA 871 AD: Caboose sneezing on a Maya person.
CABOOSE: I, ah, yeah, I totally sneezed on that guy.
AFRICA 2,320,521 BC: Caboose hanging out with some monkeys.
CABOOSE: Yeah, then we asked some monkeys if they'd seen my penny, but it turned out they were mean monkeys.
(Unlabeled): Caboose swinging a femur bone at one of the monkeys.
CABOOSE: If they turn and come back I'll beat 'em! With a stick!
(Unlabeled):Caboose skipping away as one of the monkeys holds the femur aloft, the others looking on in fascination.
CABOOSE: Yeah, I hope they learned their lesson.
BUDA, TX 2003: Caboose with the founding fathers of Rooster Teeth: Geoff, Jason, Gus, Matt, Burnie, and Joel. Caboose has one hand on Burnie's shoulder, and is giving Joel bunny ears.
CABOOSE: Oh yeah! Then I met some really really ugly people and helped name their company. I think it will stick! Agh! God, those guys were ugly!
AFRICA 612,002 BC: Caboose standing around a campfire, with three cavemen. CABOOSE: And then we met some really hairy guys! All the hairy guys looked so cold, I started a fire for them!
(Unlabeled): The cavemen lifting Caboose up over their heads, looking happy. CABOOSE: Hairy guys are my best friends!
(Unlabeled): Caboose playing a guitar made of wood and stone, while the three cavemen play their own crude instruments: a bone triangle, a drumset made of stone and hide and tree roots, and a bass made entirely out of wood. There's a fire in the foreground, and Caboose has his foot in it.
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