So this is how I celebrate halloween? Yeah.
Theres gonna be a load of swearing in this, so plug your ears if you don't like that.
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It was a normal day at kaos' house, but it was no longer normal thanks to the fact he chugged a whole fucking barrel of fizz pop soda. He had no toilet since that fuckass Glumshanks blew up the damn toilet, and died.
"HMMMM, IF I HAVE NO TOILET, ILL PISS ON EON!" The tiny bitch said.
He walked over to Eon's strip club (don't ask) and knocked on the door, out came Eon; wearing amongus drip.
"What the fuck do you want now, asshole?" The santa-looking ass said.
"YOU SEE, EON OL' PAL OL' CHUM OL' FRIEND OL' LADDY WADDY. CUMSHANKS BLEW UP MY FUCKING TOILET, AND HE DIED AFTERWARDS. SO I AM USING YOUR SHOES AS A PISS FARM!" The tiny man said.
Eon looked down to see that small bastard pissing on his shoes, his new shoes for that matter.
"Kaos you fucking idiot, those were my new amongus drip shoes. Now you mist pay the price and DIE" Jesus Santa yelled.
Eon brought out his roach spray 3000 and aimed it at kaos, he pressed the button and the roach spray went all over kaos.
"OH FUCKING GOD IM DYING, HELP ME PLEASE" the little shit screamed.
Kaos later died and was used as a doormat for the strip club
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Fanfiction{REQUESTS CLOSED} If you are seeing this book again, its cause I accidentally deleted the last one thinking I wouldn't return to the series again, BUT OH MAN WAS I WRONG!
