8.) When Jayfeather is hungry he snacks on herbs
"Those hunting patrols take too long I'm hungry"
Jayfeather walks by pile of herbs
"Looks good"
Jayfeather eats herbs
In the morning Ivypool walks in Jayfeather's den.
"Jayfeather I have greencough can you give me some catmint"
"Ummmm..............."
6 moons later
"Ummmmmm................"
7.) Jayfeather has a phobia of thunder
At gathering
"Well hi everybody Jayfeather would like to speak", meowed Firestar.
Jayfeather comes up
"Well hi everybody I have noticed that...
A loud bang of thunder
.....HELP any way herbs have
Thunder
...good but
Thunder
...bye
6.) Jayfeather and his stick always fight
"No I want squirrel not shrew"
Stick says nothing
"Please I will do anything if we can have squirrel"
"No we are having shrew"
"Squirrel"
"Shrew"
"Squirrel"
"Shrew"
4 moons later
"Squirrel"
"Shrew"
5.) Jayfeather is the worst at holding grudges
"I'm not your mother Leafpool is", meowed Squirrelflight
"You have been lying all this time I hate you and I will never talk to you again"
10 seconds later
"Squirrelflight I love you can we talk together all day"
4.) Jayfeather can't smile
It was family photo day and Brambleclaw was the photographer.
"Ok Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Jayfeather say mouse"
"Mouse"
"Wait we have to take take again because Jayfeather wasn't smiling"
Click
"Again"
Click
"Again"
12090 more times
Click
"Again"
Click
"Again"
3.) Whenever Jayfeather goes to the movies he gets kicked out.
Jayfeather and stick just arrived at the movie
"CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH"
"Will you stop that Jayfeather", meowed Lionblaze
"Okay"
"CRUNCH CRUNCH"
"That's it, secruity!"
Security take Jayfeather away
"Sorry I was just eating my popcorn"
Security talks to stick
"You should have picked a better man"
2.) Jayfeather is obsessed with StarClan
"Hey Jayfeather why did you invite me over", meowed Firestar
"Come up stairs I will show you"
The two cats go up stairs.
"Wow Jayfeather great decor"
"I know right I have every picture of every StarClan cat in order"
1.) Jayfeather has OCD
Briarlight helps collect herbs with Jayfeather
"Here is some Tansy"
"Are you kidding me?"
"What?"
"You have to pick herbs in alphabetical order so put that back and get some orange leaves"
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25 unknown facts about Jayfeather
FanfictionHi this book is about things we all think about Jayfeather but don't know if there true. you may think I stalk the blind medicine cat well I do read this book to find out things you never knew were true. I'm not copying Erin Hunter this is just a fu...
