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28 | 69 😍😍

what's up hoes

today's mental breakdown was me deciding if i should write or not

so here's what they would do when you told them what 69 means 😍

and if any of you don't know it means fucking oral sex

Robin:
-(r) "y/n what does 69 mean."
(y/n) "wtf are you stupid. oral sex."
-mind blown
-(r) "WAIT NO SAY REALLY"
(y/n) "YES WTF"
(r) "STEVE KEPT SAYING THAT TO THIS FUCKING HOT GIRL AT SCHOOL, HE SAID 'YK MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 69'"
(y/n) *dies*

Dustin
-(d) "y/n i wanna know what 69 means."
(y/n) "no you don't."
(d) "yes i do- tell me."
(y/n) "no."
-you are getting on his fucking nerves
-he picks up a lightsaber
-(d) "tell me or you will be sacrificed to the sith"
(y/n) "oh my lordy lord- dustin it means oral sex."
-drops the lightsaber
-(d) "wdym oral sex"
(y/n) "i'm done-"

Steve:
-(s) "y/n? what-what does 69 mean?"
(y/n) "why?"
(s) "just tell me."
(

y/n) "......."
(y/n) "oral sex."
-slaps your hand
-(s) "HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS Y/N"

Mike:
-(m) "ey y/n i was just wondering what 69 meant."
(y/n) "your mom."
(m) "no like tell me cause will keeps writing it all over my homework."
(y/n) "PFFFFFT WHAT"
(m) "TELL ME!"
(y/n) "mike it means oral sex."
-he freaks out
-(m) "WILLIAM-"

Max:
-already knows what it means wtf max that's kinda weird

El:
-(e) "y/n what does 69 mean?"
(y/n) "oh el you do NOT wanna know"
-reads your mind
-(e) "Y/N THATS DIRTY-"
-SHES TOO INNOCENT TO KNOW-