YEH DOSTI, HUM NAHI TODENGE!!

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(Note: the six know about Nikhil. Nikhil calls Faizi papa, Karan chachu, Monami massi, Sanju bua and Sid bro. There is something between Koel and Faizi but again, other than Sid, no one is read to accept their feelings till now.)

Karan shakes Monami. 

Monami's eyes were still closed- Oye, bhukamp aa raha hai kya???

Koel- Mujhe toh pata hi nahi chal raha beyy!!

Sid- Aur tu toh aisi insaan hai ki agar kabhi bhukamp aya bhi toh sabse pehle dharti mein tu hi sama jayegi!!

Monami- Sid mein mazak nahi kar rahi hoon, seriously mein bhukamp aa raha hai!!!

Sid- Toh ab kya yeh training room ki ceiling hum par gir jayeggi?? 

Monami- Agar hum yahan se nikle nahi toh ho bhi sakta hai!

Koel- Help ke liye cheekein??

Sid- Tu bol de, logon ko waise bhi tere bhokne ki awaaz sunayee de jayegi!

Koel- Sid ke bacche teri toh!!!

Sid- Uh main single hoon!

Koel- VERY LAME. 

Sid- Thanks. 

Monami- Lagta hai tum dono ne already marne ki planning karli hai. Par mujhe toh zinda rehna hai, mein jaa rahi hoon!

Sid- Bol toh aise rahi hai jaise ki ab Usain Bolt ki tarah bhaag kar kamre se bahar pohonch jayegi. Ankhein toh dhang se khul nahi rahi, pair kya ghanta chalayegi??

Monami- Toh kya karein??

The three agents- ANKHEIN KHOLO!!!

the three recruits jerk their eyes open. 

Sid- Iska matlab

Monami- Ki hum udh (fly)

Koel- Nahi rahe the!!!

Sid- Nahi nahi nahi, yeh humare imagination hai!!

Monami- Yeh koi hollywood ki movie chal rahi hai kya jo sab ek hi imagination mein jee rahe honge!! Inception movie thodi hai!!

Koel- Arey yaar badi ghatiya film thi, aur kuch accha huya bhi nahi!! Ek hi kiss huyi woh bhi unjaan logon jaise!! Urgh, how unromantic!! 

Monami- Mujhe na tujhmein Faizi ke side-effects dikhayee de rahe hainn!! Lady gaga kahin ki, chup beithe!!

Koel- *dramatically* Lady Gaga!! Ab tu bhi mere against hai Monu!! Hai bhagwan!! Yeh sunne se pehle dharti phat kyun nahi gayi!! Monu usmein sama kyun nahi gayi!! 

Sid- Log bolte hain hum kyun nahi sama gaye, yeh selfish chudail bolti "Monu kyn nahi sama gayi" (imitating Koel) 

Monami- Stop it guys, warna main bhi chalu ho jaoongi!!

Koel- Nahi itna bhi funny situation nahi banana tha! Toh, kahan the hum?

Sid- Apni imagination mein!

Monami- Hogayatumlogonkajabdekholadterehtehoareypareshankarkerakhdiyahai!!!!

Karan- Koi aisi bhasha mein bolo jo manushyon ko samjh mein aye Rani Sahiba!! Ab mein translator laoon tumhari baaton ko decode karne ke liye!?!?

Faizi- Apni bhasha mein gali de rahi hai woh tujhe!!

Karan gives his signature glare to Faizi. Faizi gulps hard in fear. 

Monami- Bhagwan ji ne meri zindagi ki script bohot hi ghatiya banayee hai!! 

Karan- Main character konsa bohot awesome hai?!?

3 idiots, oh, recruits! ~TS | ✓जहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें