Genshin Impact: Not the Protagonist

(1)Wait... I'm not the protagonist?

Oh shit! It's tomorrow! I can't wait!

Yosuke: Fingers crossed I get the best unit in the game!

I go on to discord to talk about the launch with my...only friend...

Ah....I'm pathetic. (///=v=)

My name is Yosuke Harukawa, 17 years old. A NEET who goes to school every once in a while. And a fucking virgin who wanks to fucking anime girls.

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YozUk3: Yo! Haru! You excited!?

Haruka: You bet I am! Can't wait to spend 24 hours on launch! I do hope there's a multiplayer mode though. I would love to play with you.

YozUk3: Yo same. Welp. Imma sleep now. Genshin first thing in the morning!

Haruka: aight. Imma stay up a while. Night!

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Yosuke: yosh.

I get into my bed.

Can't wait for tomorrow!!!

-------Tomorrow---------

Yosuke: ........mm....Morning already?....AHH! IT'S TIME!

I hop onto my Compu-

Yosuke: eh?

Yosuke: ....huh....Guess I'm WAY to excited that I'm having a dream about it...hahah...ha.....

..................Okay.....uh...what the fuck?

Yosuke: ....aaaaaaanytime now. Wake up......wake up.

...hmm...

I take out my phone.

No service.

(///=v=)

Yosuke: ......AHHHHHHH!!!! WHY AM I HERE!? IS THIS SOME ISEKAI SHIT!? I DON'T WANNA BE IN SUCH A GENERIC GENRE!!!! AT LEAST PUT ME IN A ROMCOM DAMMIT (Also a generic genre) GOD SAVE MEEEEEE!!!!

???: YAH!

...eh?

I look behind me.

Yosuke: ah....Hilichurls! Ohoho~ they look waaay cooler than they did in the beta.

Yosuke: ...hm?

One of them aims their crossbow at me.

Yosuke: ....(///=v=)...Hai. sumimasen, Sir? What are you planning to do with that crossbow you have? Are you gonna go hunting, I believe I saw a boar over ther-

HilichurlA: Yah!

HilichurlB: *mumble* *mumble*

HilichurlC: I lov-

???: Out of the way!

Yosuke: eh?

And as if it was the scene from Nisekoi, a girl leaps from above, giving me a nice view of her Pantsu!