It all started at a market. Two complete opposites, Cola and Mentos, were thrown in a cart. But, as you know, the opposites attract, the Ying completes the Yang... So, the two felt some sort of chemistry from the first sight.
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When the person who bought Cola and Mentos came home and left them all alone in the kitchen, they started to have a conversation.
- Hey, the weather's nice today, huh?, Cola said.
- Yeah, it's pretty good: the sun's shining, the birds are singing, everything's beautiful!, said Mentos.
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- Anyway, let's fuckckkkkkkkckkkkkkkkkkkkkkccccccccccc!!!!
- Yeahbcvxsyiubfdcsvgyjukkhgsdfhui!!
And so they fucked.
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It ended with Cola ejaculating/erupting:
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- It's been sooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooool!!!
- Oh, do you want to repeat it then?
- YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
So they did it again. And again. And again. And againandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain (etc., x infinity times, ad nauseam, yadda-yadda, blah-blah)
No one got pregnant and no one got a disease, because they're fucking cola bottle and mentos pack.
The message here: WANNA FUCK EVERYDAY? WANNA BURST WITH SODA INSTEAD OF BORINGLY CUMMING/SQUIRTING??? JOIN OUR COLA CULT AND BECOME A FUCKING COLA BOTTLE ̶(̶i̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶d̶,̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶s̶t̶)̶!!!!!!!
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