Mina: I want to puch something right now
Momo: punch anything. the world is your punching bag
Mina: *punches Momo*
Momo: *shook racoon noise* what was that for!?
Mina: you are my world
Momo:
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Momo: *after watching a horror movie* that was scary..
Mina: your such a coward-
*a spoon fall*
mina: AHHHHHHH
Momo:
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Mina: wow you're really hot
Sana: what is this gayness
Mina: *holding a thermometer* no Momo is sick you stupid old bitch
Momo: *insert iconic sneezes* achoyoyoyy
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Momo: I like frozen 2 trailer. Like they made Elsa hotter
Mina: *secretly grabbing her phone and search* how to be Elsa
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Jeongyeon: If you pour vinegar in your eyes it will turn grey
Jihyo: why would you do this. I just heard Momo scream and an angry penguin noise
Mina: *on her way to kill Jeongyeon with her iconic katana*
Jeongyeon: *yeets herself away*
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Mina: damn Hirai you're so hot
Momo: we're marries for almost 5 years Mitang and you see my body every night
Mina: actually I'm talking to myself
Momo: you're banned from seeing Nayeon unnie
Mina: and you're banned from seeing Jeongyeon, Lisa, Seulgi and Chaeyoung too
Momo: why?
Mina: because you destroy our bed 4 times this month and you being with that 'Top Squad' is dangerous for me
Momo: uh excuse me how is that dangerous for you
Mina: Hirai Momo I faint from coming too much 3 times this week
Momo: but its beer tuesday!
Mina: I SAID YOU WILL STAY
Momo: I will stay
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Jihyo: Momo did you buy another dog and named it after Mina?
Momo: looking from her upside down book* uh no why?
Jihyo: I saw a collar that had a "myoui mina" on it
Momo:
Mina: *comes in wearing collar and ears before sitting on momo's lap*
Jihyo: I shouldn't have ask..
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Twice protecting Mimo from dispatch using their signal power
Nayeon
Dispatch: snap a pic of Mimo*
Nayeon: no one ruins my babies happiness *rewinds time*
