Hey, emo boy! (chatfic)

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Kaede :
Hey, emo boy!

Shuichi : ?

Kaede :
Hey, hey hey emo boy!
Kaede :
Hey, emo boy!
Kaede :
Hey hey hey emo boy!

Shuichi : uhmm.. What..?

Kaede :
Hey hey hey emo boy!
Kaede :
Hey emo boy!
Kaede :
Hey hey hey emo boy!

Shuichi : uh.. Excuse me, sorry what?

Kaede :
Saw this boy at the mall last week, got the kind of look to make me freak

Shuichi : who? Who's the boy? Me?
Shuichi : because you know we're going to the mall last weekend, right?
Shuichi : ???

Kaede :
That long ass hair with the tightest jeans, 'my chemical romance' on his tee.

Shuichi : I'm sorry, what?
Shuichi : yeah well I do wear jeans but not that tight, and I don't have long hair-
Shuichi : and I also wear a blue clothing written 'my chemical romance'. Wow you do remember a lot-

Kaede :
He looks so sick like he was dying
Kaede :
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lying

Shuichi : Kaede wha- I'm not sick
Shuichi : I'm hot? How come?

Kaede :
Please handsome, don't be coy!
Kaede :
Come on fuck me, emo boy!

Shuichi : oh no here is it...

I'm sorry everyone but no I'm not gonna continue the lyrics bc yea yknow Kaede isn't a rough person
She is ❤S w e e t❤
Okay once again sorry
I've noticed the lyrics and wow-
Okay baii

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