Characters : Kaeya, Albedo, Thoma, Razor, Xiao, Chongyun, Childe, Diluc
Genres/warnings : Headcanons, fluff, sfw, comedy, crack
Cw: none
A/n : Turned to be pretty long because I added a lot of characters but i had fun writing this! ^w^
Kaeya :
• As I will repeat in each headcanons including Kaeya, C H A O S.
• I think that before your relationship, he was always buying pre prepared meals, because he didn’t have the time to cook due to his work which lets him go pretty late
• So now that he has you to take good care of him and his health, he wants to help you out preparing good dishes, even if you tell him it’s fine and that you can do it on your own.
• But he really insits, and so you let him
•But maybe you shouldn't have...
• He wants you to teach him how to prepare things, so he can do it even when you aren’t here (ngl he just wants to bake you sweets to surprise you (っ▪︎3▪︎)っ
• So you start with something easy... something very easy... something that literally anyone can do... something as easy as... CRÊPES.
• You know how bad is Kaeya at cooking. So you thought to yourself : "We’ll make something super duper easy, we’ll easily succeed, I’ll praise him, he’ll be happy. Yea, that seems like a good plan!
• But things don't work out as you wished they would...
• At the end of the session, you have flour on your head, eggs are spilled everywhere, and you created some ultra-sugared and burnt abomination, meanwhile Kaeya is just like : "That apron really does suit you sweetheart~"
• Definitely never doing this again
Albedo :
• Oh, that time when you were just in the kitchen cooking something nice...
•Albedo came up from nowhere just to blame you
• "Are you sure you put enough milk?" "I think this part is missed." "Ah... no, you have to do it like that, actually." "Oh, just give me the whisk, i’ll show you."
• And then he literally pushed you out and finished the dish
• It was absolutely delicious (now you want him to cook everyday)
• Albedo is a great Alchemist, so for him, everything must be measured to the nearest gram
• Of course, this also applies in cooking
• So every time you try to spend good time with him cooking or baking, he’ll be hella annoying, just wanting the thing to be perfect, not even paying attention to you.
• Of course, you pout.
• Of course, he notices.
• Of course, he doesn't understand
• In the end you’re just tired of this so you stop and just carry on
Thoma :
• THE HOUSEHUSBAND
• Not only is he good at cooking, he also is in every other housework, such as cleaning or gardening-
• So when you ask him to cook together, of course he’ll be more than happy :D
• I feel like he’d prepare you Mondstadt dishes ꈍᴥꈍʔ
• It’s so fun cooking with him omg-
• He’d place his hands over yours and show you the way you have to mix up but like in a totally innocent and gentle and kind waaaayyyyy until he notices you blushing so that makes him blush too and he’s just like uhh what did I do
• Sometimes you’ll suggest to cook so he can rest for once because he’s always the one doing all the work
• At first he’d want to decline the offer BUT PLEASE INSIST THIS MAN NEEDS SOME REST
Razor :
• Did someone say kitchen? What the hell is this???
• You’d go FIND and HUNT the ingredients with him
• And cook them in the middle of the forest
• He shows you how to light a fire, butcher a beast, which plants are edible and which ones are not,...
• (●-●)
• Who would have thought he would be the one to teach you things
• You were already imagining you teaching him how to use an oven, and the expression he makes when he’s not understanding anything
• ROLES HAVE REVERSED, Y/N
Xiao :
• Always begging you to bake almond tofu
• "Ugh, Xiao, I can’t just make almond tofu everyday..!"
• You ended up doing it together anyway ;-;
• That sure wasn't easy U-U
• Xiao used to live in the Wangshu inn, so he was probably eating there. (Do Adepties have to eat tho??)
• Therefore, he has no experience in cooking, thats why you offered him to do it together (The main reason was that you wanted to spend more time with him---)
• Once you’re (finally-) done, he just stands here, admiring his own work with wide opened eyes without a word. "C-can we eat it now?"
• You grin and pat him on the head as a reward. "Of course you can! Good job Xiao!"
• Now he’s a blushing mess.
Chongyun :
• It’s a pain cooking for him because he can’t stand hot or spicy food
• But you can’t make cold dishes or salads everyday (especially in winter-)
• He gets that you’re kinda tired of this so he offers to cook himself not to bother you
• YOU THINK IT’S SWEET OF HIM buuuut you refuse
• Instead you propose to cook together to have some fun
• And so you two end up making colorful popsicles ^○^
• (You go ask Xiangling what he’s used to eat afterwards-)
Childe :
• YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE HE CANNOT HOLD CHOPSTICKS AND HE’S TIRED OF IT LMAO
• I don’t know if I see him as a pretty good cook or as an even worth one than Kaeya 🤔
• Nevermind, I just remembered what Teucer said
• THE HOUSEHUSBAND #2
• But even tho he’s the one cooking for you two,
• HE STILL CAN’T HOLD CHOPSTICKS-
• C’mon dude, we don’t want your Sneznaya dishes, so you have to use c h o p s t i c k s (i’m talking but i have never used chopsticks before lol-)
• Of courseeee you’ll teach him so you can cook together
• And in exchange he’ll teach you how to cook :D
Diluc :
• I have no idea what to write for this man
• Like, can he cook??
• All I can think about is the KFC × Genshin crossover
• But can he cook tho????
• I feel like just like Kaeya, he doesn't really have the time to cook because of work (and his batman post work-) but when he can, he’s probably able to make some pretty good things
• But ngl he prefers to eat what YOU make for him u_u
