Marinette: What's wrong with you?
Damian: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Damian: Marinette taught me to think before I act.
Damian: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
Jason: wtf
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Marinette: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?
Damian: *sighs*
Damian: I killed a man.
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Marinette: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Damian: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Marinette: They're not.
Damian: Haha, very funny.
Marinette: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Damian: No... what happened?
Marinette: ...Why would you fall for this again-
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Damian: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Marinette: Is that a picture of you?
Damian: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself
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Marinette: Damian, I screwed up, big time.
Damian: Marinette, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Damian: How do you want your coffee?
Marinette: Black, like my soul.
Damian:
Damian: Marinette, your soul is a smores campfire Starbucks latte.
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Damian: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Damian: And I started thinking.
Damian: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Damian: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Marinette: Are you ok?
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Damian: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Marinette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Damian: That one. I want that one.
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Marinette: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?
Damian (10 years old) : I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Marinette Oneshots
FanfictionI suck at descriptions. Her friends are: Luka Juleka Chloe Alya Nino (Nino my bro) Adrien Sabrina Max (he ain't dumb)
