pee friend group incorrect quotes

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* Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker *
Taylor : So . Who broke it ? I 'm not mad , I just wanna know .
Everyone :
Aya : . . . I did . I broke it .
Taylor : No . No you didn 't . Seven ?
Seven : Don 't look at me . Look at Lane .
Lane : What ?! I didn 't break it .
Seven : Huh , that 's weird . How 'd you even know it was broken ?
Lane : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken .
Seven : Suspicious .
Lane : No, it 's not !
Rhany : If it matters , probably not , but Bandaid was the last one to use it .
Bandaid : Liar ! I don 't even drink that crap !
Rhany : Oh really ? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier ?
Bandaid : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles . Everyone knows that , Rhany !
Aya : Okay let 's not fight . I broke it . Let me pay for it , Taylor .
Taylor : No ! Who broke it ?!
Bat : Mizuki 's been awfully quiet .
Mizuki : rEALLY ?!
* Everyone starts arguing *
Taylor , being interviewed : I broke it . I burned my hand so I punched it .
Taylor : I predict 10 minutes from now they 'll be at each other 's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick .