todoroki x lightning mcqueen

on the way home

it was a literal roadblock. i  panicked as i sat in the middle of the road and shit myself a little. my boobs started getting bigger as i pissed my non existent pants. i'm gonna get hit by a car!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm too submissive and breedable for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i started crying. then i turned to look a massive ass semi truck coming my way. i suddenly had gonorrhea and got green discharge all over the road. then it hit me overdramatically and i died 

the sad ending