The Wall

Wall

"Any faster?" Luigi said to the driver of his car. The driver pucked the gas straight into the floor of the car, seconds later they crashed into the wall. "What the heck? Can you move?" Luigi shouted at the wall, nit expecting an answer. "NO! Mario told me to guard it from you. So I did." The wall responded. Luigi fell back, but he didn't take any chances. "Mario is behind you. Move!" Luigi shouted "Hehe, I'm unbreakable, infinity wall, 100/100 power." The wall replied. "OK, I guess I will go around you." Luigi said. "I said, Im infinite." The wall said. The two characters heard a honk behind them suddenly breaking their conversation. "Uhh, can you let us through? Our circus is over there." Said a clown leaving the car. About 150 identical clowns exited the car. "Yeah, he clowns came! You mist ket us through!" Luigi said frowning. "Nah, why the heck would I do that?" The wall said. "Mario told me me to guard this, so I will guard this." Luigi rolled his eyes. "Dang, your good at debating for being a wall. I guess I'll dig under you."
He couldnt did, but Woopsie and Poopsie could. "Whoopsie, Poopsie!" He called, very loud. He knew they where there somewhere. "WHAT? where here." They said in synch. "Can you dig under this wall? I need it." He said. "We don't." They simply responded. "I can give you a, Hmmm, uhh, a rope?" He said. "Oh,back rope! We need one." They said. "Uhh, why?" Luigi asked. "We need to support our apples." They said. "APPLES? I need them, can you give them to me?" He asked, "no we need more." They said. "I can give you 20 dollars." He said. "Mmm, more." They responded. "One dollar?" He said "yes, just right." Haha, I tricked them. Luigi thought. He payed them off with a rope and left them to dig the hole.

10 minutes later
"Hows it going?" Luigi asked. "Great!" They said. Suddenly the wall said, "I cant let you dig a hole beneath me you scrunchy caterpillars." "We will" they said. The wall suddenly kicked them out and catapulted them out. "Sorry Luigi. They said. "Cant help you." They said and left, the hole half finished. Luigi turned around and thought, what can he do to destroy the wall? Since it has 100/100 power, it needs one more brick to become 101/100 aka 0, then, it will explode! "THATS IT!" Luigi shouted. "What is?" The wall asked. "Nothing, nothing at all." Said Luigi and turned around. Seconds later he hears duck noises, to be more clear, Donald Duck. "Qchuwiewiewie" he said. "You need help?" Luigi asked. "Quwiwiwiwi" "Woopsie and Poopsie just left." "ququwywy?" "Mm, I think that way." He said. Finaly Luigi decided to summon a person or fish, whatever, who has a brick for sure. "SQUIIIDWARDD" He shouted. "What, the, heck, do you NEED Mario??!" He shouted. "I'm Luigi." He said. "Thats right Mario" he said. "OK anyways, do you have a brick?" He asked. "no, but a friend of mine does." He responded. "Who??" Luigi asked. "Mmm, his name is Guidward." He responded "where does he live?" "In goobgloopkins land." He said. "where is that?" Luigi asked. "No where! I don't have friends." He said. "OK, but you know someone." Luigi said. "yes, a friend of mine has one." "you said you have not friends!" "oh yeah, a friend of mine-" "come on! You said you have no friends." "Oh yeah, an enemy of mine has one." "OK, who?" Luigi asked impatiently. "Bubble pig." He said. "OK. I need the brick." He said. The pig appeared right on the spot

This is a very weird cross over thing

Credit-
Luigi~ Nintendo, Mario
Squidward~ Spongebob square pants, Nick
Woopsie and Poopsie~ Luntik Россия 1
Bubble pig~ My bro 🙄