Me and vent..

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Me: So when Jordan kicked her I was like go-

*ground shakes and a green teleport thing shows*

Vent: Um..What was that...

Me: Idk BUT I DO NOT WANNA STAY TP KNOW SIS-

vent: BUT I do! come on!

Me: Ugh fine...

Vent: *goes near the green thingy*

Me: *Seeing zombies everywhere*

Vent: WHY ARE THEIR ZOMBIES AT SCHOOL-

Me: WHAT IS HAPPENING- GURL U BETTER TALK

VENT: GURL HOW I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS!? I AINT NO GENIUS!

ME: LOOK A MONSTER!? WHY ARE THEIR MONSTERS NOW-

VENT: And it looks like it pickin up a bus-

Me: AND IT HAS KIDS IN IT!

*us watching as kids fall off the bus*

Me: woah..That buff person fell pretty hard-

Vent: I feel bad for the people in that bu-

Me: NO MY CRUSH WAS IN THEIR WITH HIS NERDY FRIEND! IS HE OKAY!?

Vent: 😑

Vent: this is crazy...Bro..i just wanted to learn-

Me: *Sees jack yell "JUNE BEHIND U" *

ME: WHO IS JUN-

Vent: COME HERE LETS GER OUTTA HERE!

ME: OK FINE 👌 BUT CAN WE GO THE SAME WAY PWEEEASE

Vent: And have u bother me 24/7?


No.

Me:PWEASEEEE PWEASEEEE PWEASEEEE

VENT: DO U HAVE YOUR PHONE!?

me: why wouldn't I?

Vent: I CAN USE THAT TO GET IN TOUCH!

me:BRILLIANT! ILL CALL U 7AM IN THE MORNING OK!?BUT GO TO YOUR HOUSE I GO IN MINE! WHATEVER U DO...

ME: DONT GET KILLED BESTIE!

Vent: If it were to get killed,it probably u..

Me: Well maybe! BUT NOBODY CARES!

me: NOW please call me at 7am or 12:00 pm AND IF U DONT IM BREAKING IN OK GURL!

vent: 😑

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