Threes Company

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I JUST FOUND OUT HE HAD A NAME????

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Keigo: Ugh, Hiroshi! Can I have my partner back now??

Hiroshi: No, I still have a scheduled forty five minutes with him. Your Enji time isn't until four pm.

Enji: ???

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Enji, questioning civilians w/Keigo, who told him to start slow: Tell us about yourself.

Hiroshi, a very nervous fanboy: I was born at a very young age-

Keigo:

Enji:

Hiroshi, who wants to now die:

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Enji, stress getting to him: I can't do this. This is stupid. I'm a fucking idiot.

Hiroshi: You're what!? >:0

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Hiroshi, working as a fill in detective: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers.

Keigo: Dear God...

Hiroshi: Most likely, yes.

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Hiroshi's first day as a pro hero:

Dabi: Why is our calendar wrapped in aluminum?

Hiroshi: I foiled your plans.

Dabi:

Hiroshi:

Dabi, burns him:

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Hiroshi: Wait..you're into me??

Keigo: Duh..?

Keigo: We make out all the time!

Hiroshi, red asf: Yeah, as bros do!!

Enji, sipping his coffee: My two idiots.

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Hiroshi to Keigo: I was like, "mmm..Endeavor's tiddies", as a joke...but bro....

Keigo: Same dude, same.

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Enji: Uh, are you okay..?

Hiroshi: Am I controlling my brain or is my brain controlling me??

Enji:

Enji: I seriously expected this from Keigo, but you?? Seriously??

Hiroshi: Answer meeee!!

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Keigo & Hiroshi walking out of a store with arms filled with Hawks & Endeavor merch:

Enji, shaking his head in disappointment:

Keigo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Enji: You were with Hiroshi!

Hiroshi: Uh, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Five y/o Enji to Hiroshi: Pillows never hur' anyone.

Hiroshi who's studying: Say that to smothering victims.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 25, 2021 ⏰

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