Donkey Puncher

'Whatever donks your kong'

Ba-boom, ba-boom goes the basketball as it bounces across the court.

'Out' the reff yells throwing his hands into the air in a strange gesture booth teams ignore and continue playing

'Stuipid teensagers' he mutters

A high pitched scream screeches into the air, blasting eardrums as it echos pinto the distance.

'Ahhh- ah- ah- ahhhhhhh- SnAkEe!'

one random team member yells as he cowers backwards away from the fenceline where a camo patterned snake hisses

Suddenly a ball of smoke slowly fades in causing even more stress to the poor basketballers as the cower in the presence of the mysterious mist-

To there luck the mist fades to reveal a quirky posed figure-

'Oh my goodness'

'Omg' the crowd coo'ed

'Is- is that- Akihiko?'

'No way'

'Yes way' Akihiko says as he appears from the dust of smoke- his silver hair glinting in the sun beams

'However, i dont really go by that when im doing my work, you all can instead call me "snake puncher"'

'Oh wow' the crowd exclaim

' now where is that dastardly snake i must punch

'Over this way sir'

One of the students speaks up and leads snake puncher towar4ds the side of the court where the vicious snake slithers in circles

'Wow and angry and dumb one- reminds me of-'

Kboom- splurp

The ground shook with the impact of the force of a new arrival

As the dust settles on the ground a furry and muscular figure comes into view'

'Omg is that donkey kong?!'

'The big DK'

'Furry jesus?'

The court erupts in more chatter

Dusting his hands off donkey kong smirks cunningly

'Now that takes care of that- your snake is no more he says proudly as he stands in a pile of blood and guts of the snake that once was

'Now i should be goi-' donkey kong looks up and comes eye to eye with his arch nemesis

'Snake puncherrr'

'Fancy seeing you here, hair ball! why don't you go kill snakes in your own territory, as far as i could tell that snake was mine to punch'

'Well i stomped on it first as as old rules defy- first in first serve'

'If that rule existed i would have won a long time ago'

'Go die in a hole you filthy flesh bag'

'Vine swinger'

'Skinbag'

'Banana muncher'

'Snake puncher'

'hey! how is that even an insult'

'Says you, how is eating bananas a bad things' #

'Well for starters bananas are shaped lik-'

'Now now thats enough' the reff steps in pushing the two snake killers away from one another- they had inched so close together a few students even thought they were going to kiss.

'Go away, postman pat- this isn't a kids show' snake puncher states

Donkey kong is the first to break eye contact as he turns away

'Well the job is done, best be off' he says as he leaps onto the gym roof and runs away.