My bff : omg this is the 5th time you've watched Carmen sandiego
Me: No it's the 12th actually
My bff : someone's been counting
Me: I K N O W ✨✨
Also my bff : what does Carmen sandiego teach you
Me: red teaches me to always protect the face
My bff: wut the fuck O_O
Me: Allow me to demonstrate ✨
My bff: wait wh-
*Punches my bff in the face*
My bff: OMG WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!
Me: seriously did you not hear me the first time I said YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PROTECT THE FACE!!
Also me: tsk tsk tsk you need to pay attention more ಠ_ಠ
Carmen sandiego: I am so proud of you ｡◕‿◕｡
