Head magnotty

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//Alarm ringtone 🎶by the sea side🎶 playing//
(6:10 am)

"Agh, omds it's too early for thissss" I thought to my self as i saw my ugly ass raggedy dirty looking ass sister getting out the bathroom. A hot steamy air followed behind her as she kissed her teeth when she saw me.

"What are you looking at monkey" my sister said as her privilege reflected in her skin.

"how can someone be that white..? She's deffo not my dads" I thought to myself as I grabbed the towel to get in the shower.

"Ugh mf the floor is wet.."

"Okay what do you want me to do about it?? Stoopidd" said my sister sarcastically while going to her room to get changed

An hour and a half later

(Calls Mars)
Dolores: hey yass where are you??
Mars : I'm still on the bus I'll be there like in 10 mins
Dolores: ohh ok cool by the time you get there I'll be like 2 mins away
Mars : okay ni-... d-dolores!
Dolores: mhm.. okayyy?? Bye love you
Mars: yea bye lyt
(Ends call)

As I walked to school I tried to see my reflection in the cars to see if I was walking weird. Indeed I was, i was walking fast to see this one boy from heron hall w dreads and the one puffer jacket :) he usually comes out his house at 7:57 so I waited near by >:p

Eventually I see him

"Such a good looking negro" I thought to myself

(Checks time)

"OHH SHIT ITS 8:17 WTFFFF"

as I start running I drop on my face and I hear someone saying
"DAMMMNNN"

I stand up and erase their memory with my negro powers. Then I realise I have no negro powers, while the person crosses the street and says

"Girl you okay..? Want me to call an ambulance"they said holding in their laugh, while the person next to them tapped them and whispered
"I low-key think she ain't normal iyk what I mean.."
"Ohh shii yea I see it bro..."

//Lowkey I can't be asked to write a whole ass scene so yea fast forward to school :p//

Once in school I meet up with Mars
"What do we have first" I say while trying to fix my hair on the iPad
"Ummm wait" they said while looking for their timetable
"Ohh history"

"Omds" I said annoyingly

Not that short ass looking like underdeveloped baboon

I hate my history teacher but something I hate more than him is that ugly short mf with no neck looking like a ninja turtle raggedy unwashed white ass. Oompa loopa looking ass coloniser  ass raggedy ghetto smelly white bitch, smelling like hotdog water after it rains ugly ass. Shaujb

Now in history lesson

I got frustrated bc  mega mind ugly ass woman beater  with his black ass charcoal ugly separated eyes small lips looking like Head magnotty bc he got a big head and small body . Didn't let me see the board

Ahmed: "hudeify move your fat head man"
(Everyone laughs)

Eventually 5 mins later adea comes in and behind her comes the closeted white guy. My bad he ain't white he's Turkish , : 0

With his nose that could take us to the schools roof and his head built like 🗿 and his ears looking like 🪝. Acting bad like pls  (let me not paste the ss on here cause I'm nice. I'll bait them out in yr 11)

I look at Yasmine trying to see how long it's gonna take her to realise someone is looking at her, she never turns around. Mr haque makes eye contact with me and i give him a dirty look

Elf looking ass: dolores I hope that if I go over there your work it's don't

Dolores: it's is
It's not lol but like what he gon do about it :0 ?? 

Elf looking ass: okay I'm going over there-

Dolores: what happened to privacy?
- freedom of doing whatever you want??
- bc of teachers like you
Is that people are struggling with mental health

Elf looking ass: Dolores-
He stays speechless as I won the argument with my valid points

Elf looking ass: that's a C1

"WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOO?!!!" I exclaimed getting my super powers ready.

Then I remembered, I don't have super powers

30 mins later

"Please stick the sheets in your books there's only a few hours going around so please share"said the Elf looking ass.

"Psstttt"
"Psstttt"
As I looked up I saw idal hugging her bright orange bag asking for the glue.

Then endi looked at her and shushed her by putting  his pencil on her mouth and said
"I have it here girly "

Idal looked at me with terror in her eyes.

(Endi is indeed gay)

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(Endi is indeed gay)

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