Due to political issues, Asmodeus is forced to marry Mammon. But throughout his awful marriage, he seeks comfort and affection from a certain little jester.
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For the past few months, Asmodeus couldn't get that little cute jester out of his head. He's funny, he's adorable and he treats him more than a sex toy.
However, it was time for the Extermination and Valentino's club money had to be counted and brought back with Mammon. They were cutting it way too close.
"Let's just get this money and go back inside before those damn exterminators come down." Mammon said.
Asmodeus sighed, putting more money in his bag. His head lifting when he heard a familiar laugh. "Fizzarolli?"
"What the hell are you doing here? Do you not understand what's about to happen?!" Mammon snapped.
Fizz tilted his head. "No. But I see some funny looking imps with wings."
"Imps with wings?" Asmodeus looked out of the window and instantly paled. "Mammon. They're here..."
"Fuck..." Mammon tossed his bag over his shoulder. "I know a shortcut. Let's go. But we HAVE to run." He peeked through the door and nodded. "Okay, on my count. One...Two...Three!"
Fizz and Asmodeus rushed out of the door behind him.
The angels caught visual of them and immediately started chasing after them.
"Where are we going?!" Asmodeus asked.
"Don't question shit, just run!" Mammon shouted.
Fizz was actually starting to get scared, he thought angels were supposed to be beautiful and nice. These ones looked TERRIFYING!
Once Mammon got inside of a random window, he turned around. "Asmodeus hurry the hell up!"
"I'm trying! I'm-" Asmodeus stumbled over a random can and fell to the ground.
Fizz and the random family behind them gasped in horror.
"Mammon! Help me!" Asmodeus pleaded as he was backed against the wall by an angel.
Mammon simply shrugged. "Nothing I can do."
Fizz glared at the sin. "That's your husband, you selfish prick! Save him!"
"What the hell can I do? I gave you a shortcut to live."
Fizz groaned and leaped back out of the window. He wasn't going to let them hurt his Ozzie.
Asmodeus closed his eyes and prepared to be killed by the angel.
"Hey!" Fizz tossed a rock at the angel. "Halo butt! Pick on someone weaker than him!"
