Me: Dad can we please keep this this animal at home?? *shows pic on phone*
Dad: *disgusted*
Me: *Innocent smile*
Dad: ...
Sis: WAIT---Which animal??!
Me: *Me shows the pic*
Sis: But dats me
Me: Egjactly
Sis: U peice of shit, come here *SHOUTING*
Me: *Dashi run, run, run* La lalala *Shows tounge*
Sis: This bit-
Dad: Not the drama again
Mom: STFU, Are u two cats always fighting, I'm done with this family!! One day I'll die and then ya'll will understand (The daily dose dialouge of all Indian moms) *SHOUTS*
Mom: And u- U are the dad, u should tell them something---
Dad: *Flichs* How did I even come in this topic?!
Sis & me: *stops*
Mom: U were always in this topic!
Ok enough of the shit bie-