mark zuckerberg experiences life

Mark Zuckerberg learns how to swim

I awoke at the third hour with the urge to be submerged in water. Perhaps this is a normal feeling for human beings.

I extended my human legs from my sleeping pod and called for my butler.

"Butler, be a good working class citizen and warm up the pool for me."

A few minutes later I slithered over to my pool and changed into my water shoes.

Goodness me! I'm experiencing a new sensation! I believe it's called "damp" or something similar.

I must do this again soon!