My dream job is to be a 5sos bodyguard. I mean seriously:
Bodyguard: "Calum put your pants back on."
Bodyguard: "No Ashton, we don't have enough time for you to say hi to everyone."
Bodyguard: "Michael stop swearing, you'll provoke someone."
Bodyguard: "Calum put your pants on. You will literally get arrested if you don't."
Bodyguard: "This does not look like a legitimate place to get tattoos."
Bodyguard: ...
Bodyguard: "NO GETTING TATTOOS AT A SHADY PLACE. IT'S NOT PUNK ROCK.”
Bodyguard: “You know what’s punk rock??”
Bodyguard: ...
Bodyguard: “Obeying the law. That’s pretty punk rock."
Bodyguard: “STOP. TALKING. TO. STRANGERS. ASHTON.”
Bodyguard: “Where the hell is Luke?”
Bodyguard: …
Bodyguard: “Michael did you sell Luke for a PS4?”
Bodyguard: “I can’t believe you sold your lead singer away for a PS4.”
Bodyguard: “WTF. WE DO NOT SELL BAND MEMBERS AWAY FOR INANIMATE OBJECTS."
Bodyguard: “Calum I will literally get your ass deported out of this country if you don’t put your pants back on.”
Bodyguard: “Ashton, I am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window.”
Bodyguard: “Did he just…”
Bodyguard: “He fucking rolled down the window. Jesus Christ you kids are giving me a migraine."
Bodyguard: “WHO IN THE SAM HELL GAVE MICHAEL SCISSORS AGAIN?!?!”
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