"This is the location for the second phase of the exam." I half-heartedly listened to Anko drone on, "It's the 44th battle training zone, but we call it the forest of death."
"Forest of death?" Naruto questioned shakily.
All of a sudden a box with eye holes came up to Naruto. I knew what was gonna happen so I decided to make the best of it and sit down. What? I'm tired and I deserve a good rest. I zoned out of the conversation and started thinking of what I'm gonna be eating in the forest of death.
I have enough sushi to last me a few days, but after that, I have sushi-flavored soldier pills. Ooooooh, I might eat some fish. YUMMYYYYYYY!!!!, I drooled at the thought.
"What are you doing Ryuu?! Hurry up, the test is starting!" The she-devil yelled interrupting my daydream.
"Hmph. I'm coming, I'm coming. Don't get your panties in a bunch." I said lazily walking over to the gate.
"What did you say?" She said walking over to me threateningly. Luckily the gates opened just in time to save my life.
"Nothing gotta go!" I shouted running in. I heard my teammates quickly following behind me. Phew, I'm good for now.
Time skip:
By now we had slowed to a walking pace.
"AHHHHHHHHH" We heard several different screams coming from the same direction.
"That sounded like someone screaming." Sakura pointed out the obvious.
"No duh. That's because it was someone screaming pinky." I said with my pinky in my ear.
"GRRRRR! You know what I meant idiot!" The banshee then turned back to normal, " I do not like this place."
"Weird, crazy, bipolar lady," I muttered under my breath.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?!" She shouted.
"I SAID YOU WERE A CRAZY LADY!!"
"YOUR GONNA GET IT KNOW RYUU" Just as she was about to punch me, Sasuke saved my life.
"Guys, we have to be quiet. We don't want people to know our position."
"Yeah common guys, this is gonna be a piece of cake," Naruto added, "Excuse me a second, but I really gotta you know." He ran over to a bush, but Sakara punched him in the head before he could relieve himself.
"YEAH RIGHT! GET OUTTA HERE! WHAT IS THIS A KENNEL? NOT IN FRONT OF ME YOU DON'T"
"HAHAHAHA! THAT'S RICH!" I laughed as Naruto pouted and walked deeper into the woods.
Time skip:
"Aww man, that was a lot. I wrote my whole name." 'Naruto' said. This isn't Naruto's chakra. And something is off about the appearance.
"You are such a pig. You're really disgusting sometimes, you know that?" Sakura whined.
All of a sudden Sasuke moved behind the fake Naruto and punched him into a tree.
"Sasuke it wasn't that bad. Don't you think you're going a little overboard?" Sakura questioned.
"Yeah what the heck was that all about?" Naruto asked, but was soon quieted by Sasuke's relentless attack on him. "Better watch out Sakura, I think he's gone crazy."
"Yeah, you wish. I just struck before you could." Sasuke said.
"Sasuke no!" Sakura shouted.
"Shut up Sakura. You gotta trust Sasuke. I know it looks bad, but he's right." I stopped her.
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Secrets
FanfictionA young ANBU captain that has the same name as his mask. How will he change the Naruto world? Can he survive keeping up with Naruto and Sasuke's antics, or will it be them trying to catch up with him? Can Kakashi really handle a boy with an innocent...
