Hanji:
BREAKING NEWS
THE SCIENTISTS FOUND A NAME FOR THE EREN VIRUS
Eren:
Eren virus?
Tf?
Don't call it that
It's disgusting
Connie:
DISGORSTING SHAT
Mikasa:
What's the name of the virus?
Hanji:
Behold, my beloved
Drum roll please!
Sasha:
*Drum rolls*
Jean:
Would you tell us now?
Hanji:
It's called...
C O R O N A V I R U S
Levi:
That's the best they could come up with?
Hanji:
Ig?
Erwin:
What's ig?
Ymir:
Intelligent goat
Sasha:
YMIR 😭😭😭
Erwin:
I wouldn't really call them intelligent goats for coming up with that name
And why is Sasha Blouse crying?
Jean:
She just watched a sad movie
Levi:
Oh really?
Which one?
Connie:
Um
The Mask
Reiner:
CONNIE WTF
YOU RUINED IT
Connie:
IM SORRU I PANIK
Me:
Why would you do them so dirty 😭
Annie:
I should've just muted the group
Mikasa:
What's stopping you?
Annie:
The fact that I'm an important character here
Christa:
She ain't wrong tho
Hanji:
ANYWAYS
SO YEAH CORONA VIRUS
Levi:
Would you stop yelling
Mikasa:
EREN'S LIFE IS AT STAKE
WHY SHOULD WE NOT YELL
Me:
Mikasa chill
Nothing's happening to eren
Hanji:
ACTUALLY
One of the scientists got the virus from Eren
And he passed away this morning
Jean:
Rip
Sasha:
I hope he gets treated to meat in heaven
Me:
Oh my GOD
Eren:
WHAT THE FUCK
I CANT DIE
Connie:
I mean, obv he can't
If he dies, wouldn't he grow back since he's a titan????
Levi:
Only if his organs grow back
Connie:
Now I didn't study science as much so idk what typa organs there are
Me:
CONNIE STOP
Reiner:
I'm low-key scared of this corona virus now...
Bertholdt:
Omg bro you're scared?
I'll protect you!!
Ymir:
A bromance we never needed
Mikasa:
So what's gonna happen to Eren?
HANJI I WANT A REPLY NOW
Hanji:
Calm your tiddies mi casa
See what I did there? ;)))
Jean:
Um I don't think she's up for jokes rn...?
Hanji:
Oh
Yeah so Eren is gonna stay quarantined for the time being
Sasha:
What happens if titans attack again and we need him?
Seen
(a/n: it's 4 am what is sleep anymore
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Attack On Crack » aot crackfic
FanfictionAttack on Titan, but the world is under covid-19 pandemic and the survey corps are GenZ kids. Also, the majority of the book is in a groupchat format. - contains spoilers! - mostly everyone out of character - all characters belong to Hajime Isayama
