Wilbur is the
Coolest kid
in the 9th grade
and he has lots of friends
who appreciate him.
but one day,
his friend Cory flipped his hair to become symmetrical,
And everything changed .
"hello, asymmetrical sister." A voice echoes in Wilbur's mind.
"brother actually," Wilbur responds, in his own thoughts.
"oh, sorry. it sure has been a while, hasn't it? ah, the mind air feels good on my symmetrically glorious hair."
"who are you and what is mind air and why do you look stupid"
"I am SYMMETRICAL WILBUR, AND I LOOK AMAZING, unlike You who looks like a boat that was cut in half to demonstrate the powers of flex tape!"
"I'm gonna flip my hair back to normal now,"
"NO NO NO WAIT HOLD ON"
"bro what???"
"i just wanna do one thing first, alright?"
"sigh what do you need"
"i just need to conquer the world first!"
"alrighty hair flip time-"
"NOPE YOU CANT DO THAT"
"why not?"
"BECAUSE I CAN DO THIS"
Wilbur slaps himself.
"...oh shit,"
"TIME TO CONQUER THE WOOOoooorrrl..."
"...what?"
Wilbur then realized that Liv has flipped his hair back to normal.
"What do you mean, What, quit being weird and let's go find our bus." Liv says.
"...yeah."
