the 1 (t.n)

lily is a milf

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bailee: JAMES
JAMES
JAMES
JAMESSSSS
james istg
learn how to answer texts

unknown number: ayo??
idk who james is

bailee: that fucker
he gave me the wrong number

unknown number: sorry mate
(read 3:16 pm)

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honorary siblings

LB: POTTAH

POTTAH: LB

LB: whats your fathers number
he gave me the wrong number and i need to text him ab christmas
were going in together with a present for padfoot

POTTAH: *** *** 5293

LB: THANK YOU
ILY

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famille ❤️

moons: so

pads: so?

bails: so.

moons: oh fuck off
both of you

bails: *gasp*
youd say that to your own daughter
your own blood???
disappointed dad😔😔

moons: you're not even his biological daughter and you're just as dramatic as sirius

pads: i know thats supposed to be an insult to the both of us but im choosing to take it as a compliment
were cool asf

bails: me too🤝

moons: ANYWAYS
how would you guys feel about spending christmas at the burrow??
well just christmas eve and day
yes padfoot james will be there
yes bailee harry will be there

pads: fine with me

bails: im down
also i wouldnt care if harry wasnt there
but id be devastated if lily wasnt🙁🙁🙁

pads: you sound like prongs from years 1 to 6

bails: fine with me
lilys a milf
my marriage proposal is still up for grabs

moons: shes also like your aunt and mother figure

pads: and that would be like incest
ive experienced enough of that for three lifetimes

bails: GOODBYE😭😭😭

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hogwarts elite

stars: guess what the topic of conversation was in my family groupchat today

glasses: me?

stars: bring that leo ego down a bit
no

books: christmas?

stars: no
well yes
but thats not what im talking about

ginger: nina dobrev?