M•T•A•G

038

Daryn:*gasps* kobe?!
Kobe:hm what? What?!
Daryn:tf you doing here Thought you were in jail
Kobe:nigga Melvin bailed me out but uhm *clears throat* excuse me I gotta go
Daryn:*chuckles* nah nigg you can't go
Kobe:why?
Daryn:nigga you already made these kids like you
Dejuane:you gave us a big favor
Kobe:nigg what?
Daryn:if you leave then games over for you they gon get mad and cry all night cuz they like you now you see what you had done matter fact what y'all did
Kobe:*yawns* we played video games uh played hide n seek and shii
Dejuane:{laughs} nigga really played
Daryn:*chuckles* ight twin you gon be ight doe
Kobe:fuck y'all *smiles*
Daryn:aye make sure to take out their diapers
Kobe:done dat
Dejuane:{laughs} aye what young boy say pop yo shii twin
Kobe:*chuckles* fawk outa here
Daryn:but aye you forgive me doe
Kobe:about what?
Daryn:me and Malaysia
Kobe:bruh you still on that shii ma nigga yes I forgive been forgiving you ion even care
Daryn:ight thanks twin but since you forgave me scooch twin wanna play 2k
Dejuane:say less nigga scooch yo lil thick ass *looks* {laughs}
Kobe:you weird *defawk*
Dejuane:but it's good to be weird doe
Daryn:on 4'nem
Kobe:ight which team
Daryn:lakers always
Dejuane:yesirski
Kobe:y'all niggas better be ready cuz I'm finna dunk on yall asses
Dejuane:{laughs} jit still a noob
Kobe:oh you wanna see ight bhet
Daryn:yo Kobe speaking of the kids who yo favorite cuz they gon ask you tha question and if you don't pick one of the girls you gon get sued from them
Dejuane:on g😭
Daryn:like dats the most frustrating question that you'll ever get from them
Kobe:{laughs} ima say sky and macie
Dejuane:sky nigga my daughter
Kobe:wait she's yo daughter
Daryn:duhh nigga and macie ma daughter
Kobe:oh damn den
Daryn:but they both loud asf
Kobe:no cuz they give me preschool vibes when they talk
Dejuane:on g broo😭
Kobe:like one the girls were talking about what they would be when they grow up and one em were like "i wanna be like my mommy when I grow up"
I was like *😲*aren't they strippers
Daryn:{laughs}
Dejuane:yeah they are
Kobe:oh and one the boys told me Benjamin likes one of the girls and they cousins and bruh I was trying hard not to laugh nigga these kids are funny ash
Dejuane:mhhm but when you in public wit them you gon pee yo self from dying
Daryn:like they straight active everyday

*phone rings*

"Jdawg 🤘🏾"

Kobe:yo wassup
Jaiden:nigga I'm bout to pull up
Kobe:ight ima be there
Jaiden:ight but wyd
Kobe:playin video games wit jaune and Daryn
Jaiden:who tf is juane
Kobe:Dejuane nigga
Jaiden:oh that lightskin who acts like a lightskin every 5seconds
Dejuane:nigga shut up that's why you look like my momma's roasted pot
Jaiden:boy I know you ain't talking you look like the lightskin Version of jamal from on my block fawk is you talkin bout
Dejuane:{laughs} red flag
Jaiden:bitch red flag if he looks like jamal 2.0 fawk outta here
Dejuane:{laughs}I'm dead😭
Jaiden:yeah rest in paradise "hamal"
Dejuane:{laughs} nigga red flag if he looks like male version of peaches but lighter skin and eats pickles for dinner
Jaiden:nigga stfu we gon have a fuckin roasting battle when I get there jus hol on
Dejuane:ight bhet zaddy
Jaiden:red flag if he's gay but has a kid
Dejuane:bye-😭
Kobe:ight nigg *chuckles* fawk out ma phone
Jaiden:ight stink stink luh you
Dejuane:red flag if he calls he's brother "stink stink"
Jaiden:Dejuane stfu matter a fact it should be dehuane bitch!
Dejuane:{laughs} fawk u
Jaiden:yeah nigga the Hispanics are really coming on yo ass dehuan3 dehuane!
Dejuane:{laughs} haiden
Jaiden:{laughs} nigga get off ma phone for real
Dejuane:ight bye stink stink
Jaiden:why you call me dat ion stink
Dejuane:{laughs}😭 nigga it's a nick name that I made for yo ass
Jaiden:w3ll ion like it da fawk
Dejuane:ight bro stay safe luh you stink
Jaiden:luh you too stank stank
Kobe:*chuckles* gay as niggers
*hangs up*
{disclaimer!!!. To all you people out there that are white/Caucasian please don't say the n-word cuz den you'll get sued but uhm I apologize to all them bitches that are white I'm truly sorry cuz I love saying that word a lot and like there's a lot of people who's getting offended of it and like I need to stop 😭 but I can't cuz that's literally the first that I think of when somebody asks me what's the first word that comes to mind that start with an N like bruh please y'all I beg y'all to please just say "dude" when you see that word but if you black you can be real aggressive wit it ight bebez<3.
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