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Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall To remind me that I am a fool Tell me where I came from, what I will always be: Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school
When I am dead, I won't join their ranks Because they are both holy and free And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up And until the end, that's how it'll be
I said make me love myself, so that I might love you Don't make me a liar, because I swear to God When I said it, I thought it was true
Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you But he's got his own things to deal with There's really just one thing that we have in common: Neither of us will be missed
Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway You always said how you loved dogs I don't know if I count, but I'm trying my best When I'm howling and barking these songs
